YOU'VE BEEN FAPPING TO THE WRONG ALFA!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/21/2014 at 22:00 • Filed to: None

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Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 22:04

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THERE IS NO WRONG ALFA TO FAP TO.
(Don't none of you dare to post the Arna.)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 03/21/2014 at 22:11

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AMC/Renauledge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 22:12

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Some of us have the stamina to fap to more than one Alfa.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 22:15

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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 03/21/2014 at 22:16

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Looked it up and I can't hate it. Looks like a 1980's Escort with an Alfa grill. And it comes with a flat four and a five speed. The 1.5l is good for 95 hp, but the car only weighs 1875 lbs. It could actually be moderately entertaining.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 03/21/2014 at 22:17

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But just look at those fantastic tits!

I mean, lines...

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 22:26

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Montreal you say?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 03/21/2014 at 22:35

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Bad Idea Hat > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 03/21/2014 at 22:50

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I laughed at this more than I should have.

Klevyn B. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 19:57

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Quity rough around the edges,but just perfect in my eyes.